Q: What do you get if you cross Raquel Welch and Santa Claus?
A: A thank you card from Santa.
Q: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
A: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load. It was so cold on Christmas Eve at the North Pole that Santa
had to jump-start three of his reindeer.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.